Time for a Magic Chicken Diet update.
Some of you may remember a series of impassioned and creatively spelled blog comments left by one "Hulon Pate" who represented himself as the son-in-law of Mr. and Mrs. Magic Chicken Diet.
This should come as a surprise to no one, but "Hulon," whoever and whatever else he may be, is categorically not their son-in-law.
One of my pastimes is genealogy, and if you search the Texas Birth Index, you can see who Mr. and Mrs. Magic Chicken Diet's children are. I'm not posting their names or genders, but there are three of them and none of them is now married or has ever been married to anyone named "Hulon Pate" or any permutation thereof. Those that are married are married to people who are clearly not Hulon Pate, nor has any of them ever been divorced from a Hulon Pate. He may be a boyfriend, an ex-boyfriend, or a friend, but he is not a relative by marriage.
It appears as though Hulon Pate, Devoted Son-In-Law, may in fact, be fiction. At least insofar as his relationship to the Magic Chicken Diet's goes.
I'm shocked!
Elle
PS. Honeybee has a great post about the Supernatural Fowl Starvation Diet here. Also, please don't forget to visit the many other fine sites on the Just Say No to Kimkins webring, which you can find over on the right.
Some of you may remember a series of impassioned and creatively spelled blog comments left by one "Hulon Pate" who represented himself as the son-in-law of Mr. and Mrs. Magic Chicken Diet.
This should come as a surprise to no one, but "Hulon," whoever and whatever else he may be, is categorically not their son-in-law.
One of my pastimes is genealogy, and if you search the Texas Birth Index, you can see who Mr. and Mrs. Magic Chicken Diet's children are. I'm not posting their names or genders, but there are three of them and none of them is now married or has ever been married to anyone named "Hulon Pate" or any permutation thereof. Those that are married are married to people who are clearly not Hulon Pate, nor has any of them ever been divorced from a Hulon Pate. He may be a boyfriend, an ex-boyfriend, or a friend, but he is not a relative by marriage.
It appears as though Hulon Pate, Devoted Son-In-Law, may in fact, be fiction. At least insofar as his relationship to the Magic Chicken Diet's goes.
I'm shocked!
Elle
PS. Honeybee has a great post about the Supernatural Fowl Starvation Diet here. Also, please don't forget to visit the many other fine sites on the Just Say No to Kimkins webring, which you can find over on the right.
15 Kerfuffles:
Thank you for shedding light on this latest development.
How very interesting.
wow...that is all I can say..this is very interesting...wonder if this is just the SIL's made up name to protect himself? All the more reason to check out this site!! Good Work!!
Ah ha! What a delicious scoop!
Loved your comment on my blog, Elle! I will update my post with a link to your amazing discovery.
Great sleuthing!
My blog: Medusa
Well now aren't you the clever detective! Nice work, there, my dear :-) Glad you're on our side.
This is one of the key players in the fight against Kimkins and I think you should read her blog...don't foget to search the webring too and see the other great info about this SCAM!
http://honeybeesblog.wordpress.com/
Hulon's MySpace had ALOT of girls commenting on it for a supposed married guy. It made me wonder--now we know!
Hehehe, I know. I will say it looks like he might be a boyfriend of one of the kids ... but of a month or two at most. He's real in that he exists, whether or not he wrote all that stuff ... hard to say.
Elle
WTG Cheesy! That chicken is getting smellier by the day.
Considering Kimkins? Read this first: Kimkins Diet Scam Update.
Kimkins members may join the Kimkins lawsuit! Here is a video that explains how to join the Kimkins lawsuit.
Grilled cheese...couldn't find your email.
Can you please email me? I want to send you a little info.
Oops. My email didn't show.
willablogging at gmail dot com
Well now isn't that what some would call an "untruth"? I know I would call it a lie.
It seems that those who were defending this WOE like to slide those "untruths" in there.
I find it hard to believe a liar, because who wants to wade through their words to figure out what is truth and what is not?
Oh, I forgot the DUCKS like to wade.::diving back into the pond::
BTW- Hulen Lock & Key is the name of a business,that was filed under assumed names in Tarrant County's Public Records, to David Luper in 1987!
Great Catch!
Ducks not only like to swim but, also fish and you caught a Big One! Wonder what Hulon has to say for himself/herself/itself. Can't wait to find out more.
Makes the MCD even more suspicious and fishy.
thank you for staying on top of this story as it developes. Never know where those rabbit holes in the battle against Kimkins.com and Kimmer
will lead.
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