The chickens are restless!
After a blessed few weeks of silence, Bonnie Luper, former chandler (that's someone who makes candles, Bonnie) extraordinaire and now founder of the Magic Chicken Diet decided to address the issue of the anti-kimkins bloggers who had questions regarding what, if any, ties Ms. Luper and her super protective family may have had to Kimkins. Below, reproduced from a post on Low Carb Friends, is Bonnie's statement, written with her typical folksy style and creative disregard for grammatical conventions:
"Q: I am one of your members (11 weeks now) and I helped to enlist you guys 4 new members. I am real excited because my husband has actually noticed me again and even complimented me and said how beautiful I looked the other evening. I had to throw that in but now my question why is there such awful stuff on the internet?
A: We are aware of what you are talking about and we are not sure, as we received some strange emails from some strange characters and have our lawyers Ross & Matthews of Ft. Worth, Texas looking in to this. We were told to stand by. We will keep our members posted and thanks for the concern. Just remember to stay Positive, as those kind of people are better known as battery drainers."
Oh goodness. Not ... *gasp* ... LAWYERS!
All I have to say to that is this:
I know you've been litigious in the past, Bonnie, and threats like that may work on people like Hulon (is he still your fake son-in-law?) but other people find implied threats like that funny. And lame. And desperate. I've personally never wasted a single electron sending you any email, but anyone who did probably has nothing to worry about. Nice try, though!
Elle
"Q: I am one of your members (11 weeks now) and I helped to enlist you guys 4 new members. I am real excited because my husband has actually noticed me again and even complimented me and said how beautiful I looked the other evening. I had to throw that in but now my question why is there such awful stuff on the internet?
A: We are aware of what you are talking about and we are not sure, as we received some strange emails from some strange characters and have our lawyers Ross & Matthews of Ft. Worth, Texas looking in to this. We were told to stand by. We will keep our members posted and thanks for the concern. Just remember to stay Positive, as those kind of people are better known as battery drainers."
Oh goodness. Not ... *gasp* ... LAWYERS!
All I have to say to that is this:
I know you've been litigious in the past, Bonnie, and threats like that may work on people like Hulon (is he still your fake son-in-law?) but other people find implied threats like that funny. And lame. And desperate. I've personally never wasted a single electron sending you any email, but anyone who did probably has nothing to worry about. Nice try, though!
Elle
6 Kerfuffles:
There are so many chicken feathers flying that I can't see whose chicken is being plucked. I'm waiting for someone to make some sense out of the whole thing - if there's any to be had!
We heart Bonnie Luper. And all things Loopy. We even heart her candle website. Especially the non functioning chat section. Especially the implied threat posted by Bonnie pretending to be somebody married to BillyBob or whoever that was. We heart that threat so much in fact that we got a screen shot of it emailed it to our attorneys. We think they'll heart it, too.
Well, Bonnie....your Lawyer can contact MY Lawyer, John Tidet...I'm sure he'd be happy to chat!
Tell Kat to stop in and have that drink!
Just stopping by to wish you Happy Valentine's Day from Kimorexia!
Love your blog, hon, even though it makes me crave grilled cheese sandwiches like crazy!
OYB
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